I get SO many junk emails! I wish I knew how to stop being inundated with garbage, but rather than open the emails to see if there’s even an option to unsubscribe, I just delete them. Here’s a sampling of some recent emails that have arrived in my in box. Apparently someone things I’m a broke, soon-to-be-single middle aged person with a nasty nicotine habit who likes to curl up with a quilt and bemoan her lack of cooking skills.

– You May Qualify for Bankruptcy (really?)
– Affordable, Flexible Dental Insurance (how nice that they’re concerned about my dental hygeine)
– Smoke Anywhere (ok, but I don’t smoke, so not sure I care about being able to do something I don’t do anywhere I want)
– Exclusive Online Offer – Try an Electronic Cigarette On Us! (again, with the smoking? what did I ever do to make anyone think I had a bad habit?)
– New! $99 Quilts for 4 Days Only! (do I really seem like a quilt person?)
– Local Divorce Lawyers Await! (do they know something I don’t know?)
– Meet 50 Plus Singles (maybe after those divorce lawyers who await me do their job)
– Top Reviewed Senior Living Options (for when my 50 year old boyfriend gets too old for me?)
– Cooking School Openings (they’ve obviously had a meal at my house and discovered I need help)