See this picture of lovely tulips? They’re fake. I’ve had them on a sidetable in our kitchen for 4 years. They sit in some sort of magical fake water stuff that looks like liquid but is really hard.

So the other day I catch my husband standing next to the vase with a pitcher of water about to pour it into the vase. Needless to say, I was like, “What the heck are you doing?” And he told me, “The water is low, so I was going to fill it.”

At which point I looked at him like he was crazy, of course. Because FOR FOUR YEARS we’ve had the same vase with the same flowers with the same level of water sitting on the sidetable!

I’m just speechless.

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